December 2011
38 posts
I’ve accidentally fallen in love with Audrey Tautou.
Sofia hired me to play a part in her “what if” media film this week. Which is how ive learnt i am by far the worst person she could have asked. why do i find it impossible to keep a straight face?
mid life crisis; avoided. All my gratitude goes to Jamie Matthews.
American Psycho, easily the best serial killer movie ever made.
People aren’t always going to be there for you. That’s why you’ve got to handle things on your own.
Every Time i die. definitely worth the wait. however, if i could have changed one thing, it’d be for them to have stayed on stage the entire night.
10/12/11: Karate Awards night. a fancy coach pick up, preparing us for our hour journey in bow ties & long dresses. Huddled in Harvester waiting for the stadium to be ready for our arrival. Feeling slightly over dressed. I wish i could pretend i wasnt introduced to the lord mayor while holding a WKD.. I wish i could pretend i didnt ignore his hand shake gesture, but mostly i wish i could...
Always bump into people when i least expect it. no make up, hair up, freshly threaded eyebrows. thumbsup.
Fair play.. Lee Evans doing a personal dance in the house of fraser window made my day. Definitely made doing the 9PM shift worth while. monkey boyy.
My week with Marylin. sisterly orange wednesday date. i was pleasantly surprised at this film. i thought i was going to be bitterly against a British/Michelle Williams version of Monroe, but on the contrary, she did an amazing job.
whoops. It’s nearly Christmas. i really need to start spending on others rather than myself.
Staff Party. Nothing more awkward than a dirty hole filled with nothing but employees from house of fraser. never the less theres always fun to be had with my siblings <3
You dont live till your ready to die. four days till every time i die, seems like ive been waiting for this day forever. although nothing could beat last years show. <3
Note to Mother, I found your box of Thornton’s chocolates.. if your going to hide your chocolates, your gonna have to do a better job than that.
Karate Awards Night Dress Scenario. impossible to find a long dress that i like that’s remotely elegant.. then i think i found two.. so i bought two.. I’ve never been so torn.
what’s hook’s problem? he’s at least sixty eight years old & he’s killing off the lost boys, who i feel it’s vital to add; are far from reaching puberty. he needs to chill the fuck out & pick on someone his own age. christ. putting that aside, Hook is by far one of my favourite childhood movies.
The heart breaking moment your “forbidden” to follow Adam Brody on twitter. SORRY?
Twitter is the new facebook.
When did it become okay for me to use the words..
Hilar. Obvo. Amaze.
.. & not even be ashamed of it?
First time i’ve been to chiqitos in like forever. i got so excited i spilt my entire fajita mix all over my lap didn’t i.. hashtag;mexicanfail.
Facetime; Hilarious.
Me: Don’t you feel a bit awkward?- like.. your hairs a mess? Gav: No- I’m not looking at myself. I’m not that vain.
oh.
The one advantage to nights in alone? I get to read this man’s beautiful words;
“The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look for the details. Report. Don’t participate. Let big brother do the singing & dancing for you. Be a reporter. Be a good witness. A grateful member of the audience”
- Chuck Palahniuk
I heart when people come into work & distract me. Lloyd was my absolute saviour, returning my much missed mac brush.. Jamie was my bearded gossip queen.. Jo & La were my long lost rescuers.
Do you know how you know your hungover?
When you pop to the staff room for a sneaky cup of water during your shift.. & you accidently end up taking a thirty minute nap.
Gatekeeper. Blast from the past- plus jamie. all sorts of movember tashes. all sorts of 2-for-1 cocktail pitchers. all sorts of quiz. all sorts of mini cheddars.